If I like it, it’s MINE.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s MINE.
If I can take it from you, it’s MINE.
If I had it a while ago, it’s MINE.
If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in ANY way.
If I’m chewing something up, ALL the pieces are MINE.
If it looks like mine, it’s MINE.
If you are playing with something & put it down, it automatically becomes MINE.
If it’s broken it’s yours.
Dog Property Laws
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